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Seven Questions For Our Times That Somebody Needs To Ask.
1) If playing the blues is so impressive, why is it that so many blind guys can do it?
2) When is someone going to tell middle-aged guys that goatees went out of style in 1994?
3) Have the guys at Pixar made some really freaky pornography they're not showing us?
4) If David Blaine died during one of his stunts, wouldn't everyone on the planet, even if just for a second, think that he had it coming?
5) As an intelligent and innovative species, why are we still bothering with chopsticks?
6) Why isn't anyone working on a way to transfer smart people's brains into hot people's bodies?
7) Why doesn't anyone point out that all Japanese animation looks like it was drawn by the same guy?
