STUDY: There IS Sunshine When She's Gone

GENEVA, Switzerland- Internationally renown public studies center TMB Research Labs today released an exhaustive study that there is, contrary to popular belief, sunshine when She’s gone. The research was released immediately after She left, when passersby at the local Carl’s Sr. fast food restaurant noticed that the sunshine still remained. Researchers were immediately brought in to investigate.

“It’s warm when She’s away!” shouted one on-looker. Dr. Peabody of TMB Labs noted that, even though it is warm outside from the lack of “darkness”, it is outside the study’s scope do discover if a house “still ain’t a home anytime She goes away.”

In 1971, Professor William Withers initially theorized that there would be no sunshine once She was gone, after noting that the sun went down after She left. Professor Withers was so sure of his hypothesis, that he was quoted as saying, “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.”

Doctor Peobody says that “We understand this is a shock to Professor Withers, but TMB Labs stands by its research. We invite Professor Withers to lean on us if he’s not feeling strong.”