TOPEKA, Kansas - Local accounts-payable clerk Sandra Randall has repeatedly told her friends, family, and anyone who would listen that her life is just like the HBO TV Series (and now major motion picture) Sex And The City . This is despite the fact that her life bears little resemblance to anything that has ever been on the show.

We're making some changes to our RSS feed and all that technical stuff that we really don't know how to do so well. So we apologize in advance if things seem a little screwy over the next few days. Especially for our email subscribers. You may get some duplicates. We'll work hard to make sure that doesn't happen, but this stuff is sorcery as far as we're concerned.

BUT - when all is said and done, you'll be getting MORE Monkey Box content. And isn't that really what life is all about?

John

Iron Man, Hollywood's latest big-budget fiasco, is a frustrating and trite movie that teaches us nothing save perhaps that humans are only complete when melded with technology. At least, that's what I got from it. I'm an asshole with nothing better to do than to overanalyze movies.

HELSINKI, Finland - Internationally renown public studies center TMB Research Labs today released an exhaustive study showing that fans of MTV's reality show "The Hills" are some of the most dedicated of any television series on the air today. In addition, it was discovered that this dedication was partly a result of their near-total mental retardation.