It's an all new Monkey Box sketch comedy short! Presenting Alice In Intervention-Land. Years after her adventures in Wonderland, Alice's friends are a little concerned about Alice's habits and addictions.

Catch it at on our YouTube Channel or right here on The Monkey Box Website!

Well, apparently the artificial human vote is in, and they don't like the Monkey Box series very much. What can we say? When we wrote it, we just didn't take the sensibilities of androids, automatons, or even cyborgs into consideration. We apologize to all mechanical and cybernetic humanoids for the oversight.

Hello there Monkey Box Nation,

We're just the worst blog updaters ever, aren't we?

Here's the latest news:

• Like we mentioned in our last update, we worked on something special the second half of last year. It's no secret anymore: we made a pilot for a TV show. We had a special screening in March which went like gangbusters. There was over 200 people, tons of "industry" (which is code for "people who expect their drinks to be paid for"), and the usual gang of deviants and ne're do wells. We've been taking meetings all over Hollywoodland and are getting ready to move into the next phase of development. Exciting stuff.

• We're about to shoot a whole new bunch of shorts for the internet. Yeah, I know I said that in January, but this time I mean it. Got scripts and everything. Sorta.

• One of the great changes over at Facebook has been the addition of what they call Pages. We put one up just today, so come on by and check us out. There's behind-the-scene pictures and we're hopefully going to develop it into a nice little community of rabid Monkey Box aficionados. It's at: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Monkey-Box/70674868606 See you there!

• And just because we're trendy whores, we're on Twitter too - http://www.twitter.com/themonkeybox - follow us there for up-to-the-minute updates on when we pee and fart.

That's about it for now! Stay tuned, subscribe however you can, tell your friends about us, and drop us a line!

John T. Mickevich

The good free-market capitalist pigs at Forbes.com gave us a nice video profile this week. Check it out!

http://www.forbes.com/video/?video=fvn/tech/km_themonkeybox012909

Although the Monkey Box are all members of the Hollywood elite, (and therefore marxists and socialists, of course) we welcome our comrades at Forbes and thank them for joining the glory of the people's revolution.

The Monkey Box

Hey Monkey Box Army,

It's been a wild few months for The Monkey Box, and we wanted to get you all caught up.

First off, we shot something quite spectacular in late 2008. We can't talk too much about it right now but let's just say that we've taken some serious steps for everyone who's ever told us "you guys should be on TV." More news on that soon.

Hopefully you all caught our own Bob Levitan on According To Jim and Without A Trace, as well as John D. Williams in his recurring role on Mad Men. Congrats to both of them on some good work there.

We've been cooking up a whole new batch of shorts for the intertubes, which we'll hopefully be shooting real soon now in one of our legendary "you guys are fucking crazy" marathon weekends. In the meantime, we've been trying to shoot some one-offs here and there just to keep the rabid masses satiated. Down rabid masses, down.

Lastly, we've been getting a lot of request to somehow resurrect our old audio material from the golden age of podcasting. TMB was once the most popular sketch comedy podcast in existence, and there's a lot of good material out there, including some primordial versions of some of our most popular video bits. With any luck, we'll figure out a good format to bring some of that stuff out of the vault some time this spring.

John T. Mickevich